if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
(via based-on-a-false-story)
So I’m re-reading Philosopher’s Stone and I finally notice something. The night Harry first finds the Mirror of Erised is Christmas night. Rowling wrote it so Harry gets to spend Christmas with his family.
My heart just broke
(via xixamxclairex)
Christopher Eccleston on the relationship between the Doctor and his companions
I love you.
(via xixamxclairex)
woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
(via supernaturalslytherin)
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
(via sociopathinhellwiththetardis)
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
(via supernaturalslytherin)
i love death
he’s like
what the fuck am i supposed to do with this
(Source: bilvee, via itsapunnyday)
